like 90% of my life is me making really bad jokes and then laughing really loudly at them
(via tranquilasunset)
funny story so i was at the beach today with my bf and we were playing in the sand and trying to make our piles of sand look like turds. so i was all sandy so i got up and went into the water to wash the sand off and just as i bend over, the plastic part of the top of my bathing suit snaps. completely broken. there were people and children everywhere so i ran back to him holding my tits in place and i had to change and i didnt have a spare and yeah it kinda sucked but i had a sno-kone so it was good all over again
